if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Small penises have feelings too.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
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do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
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At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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