Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
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I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
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There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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