she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
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Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
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YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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