I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
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He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
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I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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