Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
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Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
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is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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