Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
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he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
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I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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