grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
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I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
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Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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