I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
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I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
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Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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