Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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