Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
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I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
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Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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