i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
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On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
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True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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