At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
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Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
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Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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