I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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