Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
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Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
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He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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