Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
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giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
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You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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