I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
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Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
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Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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