I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
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Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
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Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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