He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
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All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
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Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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