Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
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Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
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I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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