i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
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I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
They are going to name an STD after you.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
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How does one acquire holy water?
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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