normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
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Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
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So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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