Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
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and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
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You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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