he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
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your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
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Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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