1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
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dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
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I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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