please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
My first STD was from a foam party
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
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Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
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I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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