im gay
i know
yea but for you.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
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may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
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I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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