So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
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what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
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Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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