Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
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He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
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Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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