If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
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If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
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No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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