i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
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im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
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his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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