is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
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So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
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I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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