i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
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I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
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Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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