The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I look better un-naked...
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
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We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
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Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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