spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
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Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
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It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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