think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
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It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
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There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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