4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
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She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
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He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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