All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
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I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
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Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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