I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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