i can't believe i had my finger in that
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
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My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
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How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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