Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
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Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
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All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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