Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
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I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
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No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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