There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
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Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
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I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize