What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
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Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
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Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Someone came in the potted fern
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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