I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
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I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
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you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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