Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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