Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
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I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
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It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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