Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
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Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
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On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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