just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
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She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
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Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
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