wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
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the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
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Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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