Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
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When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
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Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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